Mario: Okay, there's nothing wrong with your neck. Mukhang naghihilod ka naman araw-araw. Wala ka namang libag. Wala ka namang banil.
Peaches: Can't you see?
Mario: Wala
Peaches: Masyadong lumpy, ano ka ba! At saka, maikli. Dapat leeg, mahaba para graceful tingnan.
Mario: So pangit ang leeg mo, ano ngayon?
Peaches: Okay, 1-0. In favor of pangit ako. Baba naman.

(katahimikan.)

Mario: There's nothing wrong with your chin. I think it's fine.
Peaches: Ano ka? Anong it's fine? Tingnan mo ng maigi.
Mario: Walang mali sa baba mo.
Peaches: E wala nga akong baba.
Mario: Anong tawag mo jan? Paa?
Peaches: I mean, may baba ako pero it doesn't serve its purpose... Look, I have a weak chin, walang definition.
Mario: Okay, sige.
Peaches: 2-0. Next. Lips ko.

(titignan ni mario lips ni peaches ng mabuti)

Mario: Manipis?
Peaches: At saka lopsided. Hindi pwedeng i-pout. (Magpopout) Ang sagwa, di ba?
Mario: 3-0
Peaches: Ngipin ko. O, eeeeeeee.
Mario: May tinga ka.
Peaches: (Tatanggalin ang tinga) O ulit. Eeeeeeeeee.
Mario: Okay naman. Mapuputi. Kumpleto. Naka-jacket ba yan?
Peaches: Hindi, a. Eeeeeeeeeeee. Tingnan mong mabuti. Eeeeeeeeee.
Mario: I don't see anything wrong with them.
Peaches: Ano ka ba? May underbite ako. O. (kakagaat) O. (kakagat ulit). O. Kaya affected ang profile ko. 4-0 na. Ilong ko? Tingnan mo'ng ilong ko. Tingnan mo.

Mario: Kumpleto naman ang butas.
Peaches: o, side view (sa-side view sa kausap)
Mario: Ay, pango ka. (shet. I can imagine this. hahahah. it cracks me up)
Peaches: Sobra ka naman, pango. Wla lang akong bridge.
Mario: Di ba yun na rin yun?
Peaches: Iba naman ung pango. Pango- kapag sinabi mong pango, parang nakadapa `yung ilong mo. Parang "Wow, Thank you! Nagkailong ka pa." (NYAHAHAHHAHAH. Shettt....)
Mario: O, siya, sige.
Peaches: 5-0. Next, my eyes.

(katahimikan)

Mario: Hindi ka nman duling. Hindi ka naman banlag. (aahah. benta comments nia)
Peaches: Hnde mo nakikita ung flaw kasi masyado kang malapit. Lumayo ka nang kaunti. Ayan, o. Tell me, what's pangit with my eyes?
Mario: (tinitingnan ng mabuti ang mata ng kausap) Sirit.
Peaches: Walang depth. Kulang pati expression. Masyadong giveaway. Mas maganda kung deep-set para pumungay nang kauni, di ba? Ano nang score?
Mario: 6-0 na. In favor of pangit ka.

MARION CAUSING

One year nalang College na.
Excited na sa college life at sa pagtatahak ng landas ng tunay na mundo.
Isa sa mga nagnanais pumasa sa ATENEO. Proud Atenista.

A hopeless romantic, sucker for romantic comedies, college lovelifes, and ironically, also "boy films" (A term coined for gorey, thriller films). Lives a life filled with ironies (i.e. I call myself lazy yet determined).
My one true refuge: God.

1Sam16 : 7 "Man looks at the outward appearance but the Lord looks at the heart"

Loves and obsessions. PNE. Spongecola. Strawberries! Eman's sense of humor. Reggae music (don't care about the specifics. As long as it's Caribbean reggae, it's all good)

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